“This is utterly unfair! They’re just relentlessly bullying me! This is too much!”
“I’m a corporate drone! I haven’t been home in three whole years! I finally managed to snag a train ticket, and as soon as I got on, these two started bullying me!”
“Because I couldn’t stand it, I upgraded to a sleeper berth, but *sniffle, sniffle* they even followed me here to bully me!”
Mid-cry, I pulled the duvet
