I hadn’t even made it home when my mother-in-law called, demanding to know why her son's phone was off. I gave it to her straight: he was on a business trip. She promptly hung up. A smirk tugged at the corner of my mouth. *Zhou Haizhen certainly works fast,* I thought. Zhou Haizhen called while I was having dinner. I declined it, then went to my room to video call her back. On the screen, she was